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Santa Thinks You're A Douche. (the Fifth Funny Day of Christmas)
Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:11 PM EST
Ho ho ho!Come here and sit on Santa's lap, little one. My, how big you have gotten! Ho ho! Tell Santa what you want for Christmas. Oh, ho ho! What's that? You want a _________? Ho ho ho!Well, little one, Santa can't do that. Don't be sad (ho.).
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The Onion's Top 10 Stories of the Last 4.5 Billion Years: #8: Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs
Seeded on Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:03 AM EST (The Onion)
. . . According to records, the introduction of machine-based manufacturing provided a desperately needed solution to England's toddler-unemployment epidemic.
Alumni Dinner Invite Extended to Party Crashers: Lowell Spinners hope to avoid any confusion, extend public invitation
Seeded on Wed Dec 9, 2009 11:31 AM EST (lowellspinners.com)
The Spinners will welcome Red Sox star and 2001 Spinner Kevin Youkilis back to Lowell for the Eighth Annual Lowell Spinners Alumni Dinner, Tuesday, December 29 at the Lowell Memorial Auditorium in downtown Lowell. . . .
"The most innocent explanation is that this is Gitmo meets Lord of the Flies."
Seeded on Tue Dec 8, 2009 11:54 AM EST (The Huffington Post)
Here is a story that should really make your blood run cold.
Breaking News Update: Anatomy of an Urban Legend
Seeded on Sun Dec 6, 2009 3:20 PM EST (Inside Air Tran)
On November 17, 2009, AirTran flight 297 was scheduled to travel from Atlanta to Houston-Hobby. During taxi a passenger was non-compliant with Crew Members, using a cell phone and taking pictures.
Perception vs. reality: The stimulus has saved jobs, but do people know it?
Seeded on Sat Dec 5, 2009 12:54 PM EST (Political Animal)
She noted, for example, that White House officials "try to claim that the stimulus bill worked and I just look at all the polling data and no one believes it." In other words, it doesn't matter what's true -- it matters whether people can be misled into believing things that aren …
The Republican love-hate relationship with the stimulus
Seeded on Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:12 PM EST (Political Animal)
Republican lawmakers were nearly unanimous in their opposition to the economic recovery package that rescued the economy from the abyss.
Ho hum, just another would-be domestic terrorist found with a bomb making lab. Nothing to see here."
Seeded on Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:18 PM EST (Crooks and Liars)
Police said no charges have been filed against Mark Campano, 56. Police found 30 completed pipe bombs in his apartment along with components to make more, plus 17 guns and hundreds of rounds of ammunition.
Tiger: I Need a 'Kobe Special'
Seeded on Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:55 AM EST (tmz.com)
"During the phone conversation on Friday, Tiger told his friend, "I have to run to Zales to get a 'Kobe Special.'" The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a "Kobe Special" was. The reply -- "A house on a finger."
When NOT To Hyphenate Your Name
Seeded on Sun Nov 29, 2009 5:37 AM EST (cbs13.com)
Many married women choose to hyphenate their married name and maiden name. But there are times when you just shouldn't!! (Mature Content)
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